Lanzarote: MHT – Music Hall Tavern – Comedy Drag Dinner Show

The Music Hall Tavern is a full evening of drag comedy, live singing, and dance, not a quick stage act added to dinner. You arrive for a cast meet and greet, eat a three-course meal, then settle in for a two-part production filled with costumes, familiar singalong numbers, jokes, and plenty of sparkle.

I like the way the show keeps the room involved, and I like that the entire performance is in English. The meal, friendly service, and table service throughout the show also make the night easy to enjoy. The main thing to consider is the venue itself: seating can feel tight, drinks cost extra, and you must climb 17 steps with no lift.

Key points to know before booking

• A four-hour evening from 7:00 to 11:00 PM: Dinner, pre-show entertainment, the main production, and a 15-minute interval fill the night.
• Live vocals and dance matter here: This is not only a comedy act. The cast combines singing, choreography, costumes, projections, and audience-friendly humor.
• The meal is included: Expect vegetable soup, a turkey roast dinner with potatoes, vegetables, and gravy, followed by Viennetta ice cream.
• The tone is family-friendly but not completely tame: The humor can be slightly rude or raunchy, though it is described as non-vulgar.
• Drinks are not included: You pay the bar, with table service available all evening.
• Access requires planning: Music Hall Tavern is on the first floor of Centro Commercial La Peñita, with 17 steps and no lift.

A four-hour night built around a stage show

Music Hall Tavern is designed as a complete night out rather than a performance you squeeze between dinner and drinks. The advertised hours are 7:00 to 11:00 PM, though you should check the exact start time when booking.

The evening begins at the venue in Puerto del Carmen. After showing your voucher at reception, you meet members of the cast and may have a photo taken. This small welcome helps set the mood before the meal arrives. It also gives the night a more personal feel than simply finding a numbered seat in a theatre.

The pre-show then warms up the room. Expect jokes and entertainment before the main production begins. The full show is split into two parts, with a 15-minute interval between them. That break gives you time to order another drink, use the facilities, and settle back in without missing a large part of the action.

You should allow the full four hours. This is not an efficient choice if you want a short evening or plan to visit several bars afterward. It suits you better if you want one organized night with dinner and entertainment handled in one place.

The comedy, singing, and costumes

The central appeal is the mix of drag performance and traditional holiday-show energy. The cast uses comedy, live vocals, dance routines, costumes, and familiar singalong material. The result is broad, accessible entertainment rather than a quiet cabaret.

The comedy can be cheeky. Some parts are slightly rude or raunchy, so the family-friendly description needs a little context. It is not presented as vulgar, but parents should use their judgment if bringing young children. Older children and teenagers who are comfortable with this style of humor may enjoy the glitter, music, and crowd interaction.

The production also uses LED screens and projections. These visuals add color and help individual numbers feel more polished. The performers combine live acting with innuendo and stage business, so the show is not dependent on a single comedian carrying the evening.

Miss Rhona receives especially strong praise within the cast, with her comic performance singled out as a highlight. The wider team also earns credit for singing, dancing, and keeping the pace lively. You should not expect a serious theatre production, but the performers clearly work hard to keep the energy moving from one number to the next.

The new Summer 2025 production is promoted as a fresh version of the show, with updated material, more glamour, and new MHT touches while retaining classic singalong routines. If you have seen the show before, the new production may offer enough changes to make a return visit worthwhile, though the core format remains familiar.

Dinner arrives before the big numbers

The standard ticket includes a three-course meal. The listed menu is straightforward and filling:

• Vegetable soup to start
• Turkey roast dinner with roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, and gravy
• Viennetta ice cream for dessert

This is home-style dinner rather than a fine-dining experience. You are paying for a meal that supports a long evening of entertainment, not for a carefully paced restaurant meal. The food is served during the opening part of the night, and the staff aim to keep the service moving so that dinner does not interrupt the stage action.

The turkey roast is a practical choice for a mixed group. Children can have the same meal as the adults or choose chicken nuggets. Vegetarian diners can request a bean-based burger with potatoes and vegetables. Dietary requirements can be accommodated, but you need to advise the venue in advance.

The food receives mixed but generally favorable comments. Several people find it tasty, hot, and good value. A smaller number find it merely acceptable. That is a fair way to judge it. The dinner is a useful part of the package and saves you the trouble of arranging a separate meal, but the show is the main reason to book.

Service is one of the stronger parts of the evening. Staff bring food promptly and work hard to keep tables supplied. That matters because a slow meal would cut into the show or leave you eating while the best numbers are on stage.

Drinks, table service, and the cost of the night

The standard ticket includes dinner and entertainment, but drinks are not included. There is a paid bar with a wide selection, and table service continues throughout the production. You can order without repeatedly leaving your seat, which is a real advantage during the main numbers.

One practical complaint is that drinks may arrive in smaller glasses, meaning you might need to order more often. If you expect to drink throughout a four-hour evening, set aside extra money beyond the ticket price.

The advertised standard ticket is €44 for adults and €34 for children. The supplied headline price is about $50 per person, so the final amount will depend on the booking currency and exchange rate. For that price, you receive a three-course dinner, cast meet and greet, pre-show entertainment, and the complete production.

That is good value if you want dinner and a show in one evening. It is less attractive if you mainly want a short drag performance and do not care about the meal. Some booking arrangements also offer an all-inclusive drinks upgrade, and one detailed account recommends buying it in advance rather than upgrading on the night. Check the exact current option and price before paying, since the standard terms clearly exclude drinks.

Seating and the feel of the room

Music Hall Tavern is a dinner-show venue, so you share tables and eat while the entertainment builds around you. This helps create a social atmosphere. It can also mean that you sit with more people than expected.

Some seats may feel crowded, especially when plates, drinks, and personal belongings share a small table. A few comments suggest that reducing the number of people at each table would improve comfort. If personal space matters a great deal to you, ask about the seating arrangement before committing.

On the other hand, the compact room helps the audience feel close to the action. You are not watching from a distant theatre seat. The cast, the costumes, and the jokes are part of the same room as your dinner, which is exactly the point of this format.

The show’s sound and visuals have also been improved with LED screens and projections. These additions give the stage more variety without changing the intimate dinner-show character.

Getting there in Puerto del Carmen

The venue is on the first floor of Centro Commercial La Peñita, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto del Carmen. You show your voucher at the Music Hall Tavern reception.

There are 17 steps to the first floor, and no lift is available. This is the most important practical point for anyone with limited mobility, a wheelchair, a pram, or a medical condition that makes stairs difficult. Contact the venue in advance if you have access needs, and explain what help or arrangements you require. Do not assume the standard entrance will work for everyone.

Transfers can be added for an extra €10 per person, but the transport details have limits. Transfers are not available from Puerto del Carmen or Tenerife North. If you are staying in Puerto del Carmen, plan to reach the venue yourself rather than expecting a hotel pickup.

For included pickup areas, the bus carries an MHT sign in the front windscreen. Be at the pickup point 10 minutes early. Drivers wait no longer than five minutes after the scheduled pickup time, so this is not a good evening for arriving casually.

The activity ends back at the meeting point. The booking information identifies the experience as Lanzarote-based, although the provider name refers to Tenerife, so check the destination, venue, and transfer point carefully before finalizing your reservation.

Who will enjoy Music Hall Tavern most

This show suits you if you want a cheerful, social evening with a strong entertainment focus. It works particularly well for:

• Couples looking for a full night out
• Families with older children who are comfortable with cheeky humor
• Groups celebrating a birthday or another special occasion
• Friends who enjoy drag, musical comedy, and audience participation
• Repeat visitors who want to see the updated production
• Anyone who prefers an organized dinner and show over planning a night independently

It is less suitable if you want a quiet meal, serious theatre, gourmet food, or a short performance. It may also be a poor fit if you dislike shared tables, need step-free access, or want drinks included in the initial ticket price.

You can tell the venue about a celebration when booking. That small detail may help the cast and staff make the evening feel more personal, though the exact arrangements are not specified.

Is the €44 ticket good value?

For many people, yes. The strongest value comes from combining several holiday expenses: dinner, entertainment, a welcoming cast interaction, and an entire evening of service. You do not need to choose a restaurant, arrange a second activity, or worry about finding entertainment after the meal.

The value depends on how much of the package you will use. Adults who enjoy drag and comedy are likely to find the price reasonable. Children have a lower listed fare, which helps families, though drinks and any transport add to the total.

The show also has repeat appeal. Some people return several times, saying the team keeps the format fresh and the cast remains funny. That suggests the production has enough energy to reward fans, especially when a new seasonal version is being presented.

Still, keep expectations in the right place. The meal is good holiday fare, not a special-occasion restaurant menu. The room may feel tight, and the standard ticket does not cover drinks. Think of the €44 as the cost of a lively dinner theatre night, not simply the price of a meal.

Final verdict: should you book it?

Book Music Hall Tavern if you want a complete, English-language entertainment night with live singing, bold costumes, comedy, dancing, and a meal already arranged. The cast’s energy, the friendly service, and the polished use of screens and projections make this more than a basic bar show.

Before booking, check three things: the stair access, the extra cost of drinks, and your transport plan. If you are comfortable with shared seating and slightly cheeky humor, this is one of the stronger choices for a fun night in Puerto del Carmen. If you need a quiet dinner, step-free entry, or a refined theatre setting, spend your evening elsewhere.

FAQ

How long does Music Hall Tavern last?

The experience lasts about four hours. The advertised evening runs from 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, but you should check the available start time when booking.

What food is included?

The meal includes vegetable soup, a turkey roast dinner with roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables and gravy, followed by Viennetta ice cream.

Can children choose a different meal?

Yes. Children can have the adult meal or choose chicken nuggets.

Are vegetarian and special dietary meals available?

Yes. The vegetarian option is a bean-based burger with potatoes and vegetables. Other dietary requirements can be accommodated if you advise the venue in advance.

Are drinks included in the ticket?

No. Drinks are purchased separately from the paid bar. Table service is available throughout the evening.

Is the show suitable for children?

The show is presented as family-friendly and is performed in English. Some humor can be slightly rude or raunchy, though it is described as non-vulgar, so parents should decide what suits their children.

Is the venue accessible for wheelchairs or prams?

The venue is on the first floor and requires climbing 17 steps. There is no lift. You should contact the venue in advance about wheelchairs, prams, or medical concerns.